From the makers of Tide comes a brand new detergent great for kids of all ages- Glow in the Dark Detergent! Not only will it clean those dirty grass and food stains from children's clothes, but now it will make them light up when they're playing outside late at night! It looks just like regular laundry detergent, but when it's used it will actually attach an invisible chemical that won't stain clothes in the daylight. However, when used in the dark, it will light up those clothes like a Christmas tree! Now parents won't have to search for their kids late at night when they're running around the yard. They'll be able to spot their kids a mile away without straining their eyes or yelling into the abyss.
Also, now parents can save on the electric bill by getting rid of those night lights, as their kids pajamas will light up the bedroom enough for any kid to feel safe from those pesky monsters in the closet! This make for an exciting addition to any kid's wardrobe and make them the envy of all their friends. This detergent is available for a limited time only and will be sold at the same price as your favorite Tide at participating super markets.
This would actually sell. Betcha.
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